The Writer Guy

I'm excited to bring you this story, finally. It's the second story from the Scratchpad Series.

I recently ran into the guy from this story in a bar, he was obliterated. Absolutely shitcanned. I texted him after I left, knowing this, and asked if he'd be interested in having sex with me. He said yes, although I feel fairly certain he has no recollection of this. Moral of the story: Writer Guy didn't, in fact, reject me- he DOES want to sleep with me, as proven by his drunken text.

The Snoop Dogg Story

Here is the audio from the second story I read at the Scratchpad Series, for those of you who couldn't make it. Mandy was nice enough to use the Voice Memo app on my iPhone to record it, but there was a bit of an issue somewhere in there, and it came out in two parts. 

One of my favorite pieces of criticism from the reading was, "I hope I never hear another white girl impersonating a black man ever again."