Very often I'll write myself notes about funny stories and such to write blogs about. Usually, I keep a list in my "Notes" app on the iPhone, and just now while doing some cleaning, I came across an actual handwritten note. Some the the things, I've already written about, like that amazing Theodore Treehouse show, stupid things people order at the coffeeshop. Some of them I haven't, like "Intern, Bring me a campari," or the time in my seventh grade algebra class I swallowed a note I was caught passing. This was a desperate measure to make sure my crush, Danny McKellick, wouldn't discover my undying love for him in front of the entire class. That teacher absolutely despised me and wouldn't bat an eyelash before ruining my entire tween life. That was pretty much the whole story. I probably had to do detention, but then again, I probably shouldn't have been passing notes.
But then sometimes, I'll find a list like this and see something like "Penis heater..." and have no fucking clue what I was talking about.
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Please, for the love of God, remember.
Mayhap you were going to start a band? Penis Heater and the Vagina Iceboxes has a beatifically awkward ring to it...
Warms from the inside out!
I KNOW WHAT IT WAS!!
I was doing a language exchange with a friend a few months ago and we were talking about the differences between "hooking up" and "making out" in English. I said: "Well, my friend Amanda will often kiss guys in bars, but that doesn't mean she has sex with them. So she can make out with them but not necessarily hook up." (This is, on a side note, not the case in British English… I thought my friends were sluts until I realized my mistake).
He looked at me and said "Ah, pero eso es una calienta pollas!" - literally, “someone who heats dicks”.
Turns out that is the Spanish equivalent of calling someone a dick tease. I fell out of my chair laughing and I think I left you a voicemail that night telling you that you were a dick heater.
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