It just occured to me that Pringles taste a lot like cold Burger King french fries, just crunchier.
That's right. I'm eating Pringles. I made sure to NOT accidentally get the fat-free kind made with Olestra, which causes anal leakage. It didn't actually happen, even though there is a WARNING LABEL, but it was a very stressful 24 hours of my life.
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Once, before my dad knew the dangers of olestra, he ate an entire bag of fat-free Doritos. He was not a happy man afterward.
I'd take being fat over anal leakage. Sometimes when I see really skinny girls and feel jealous of them I think 'Man, I don't want to know what's happening down below."
How's that for grossing you out on a Wednesday morning?
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