At Old Orchard Beach today, I really wanted to eat a lot of fried foods, then not wait 20 minutes before running into to ocean for a swim, then whip Josh's butt at some games at the arcade, then have a margarita at some overpriced touristy place. But I had one slice of pizza, one soda, rode the log flume once (which is nothing compared to the log flume at Funtown, and I don't even want to talk about missing Canobie Lake Park this season, again) and beat Josh at SkiBall twice, which is unusual.
Tourist traps really work. It's really a trap. I love walking into a store and seeing a million things with "Maine" written on them and I want nothing more than a T-shirt with a lobster on it. Everything is so ketch and cheap! Who wouldn't love it? In Bar Harbor last weekend, I got this, and it was only $29.
