Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts

June 2, 2011

So long, Facebook suckers.

It's been a long couple of days.

You know how I mentioned something about a wedding I'm going to be in? Well, it's looking like 2011 is actually going to be the year of four weddings and a funeral. In the midst of everything, I decided to do something I'd been thinking of doing for a few months now... No, I didn't get another tattoo, go off birth control or dye my hair pink.

I deactivated my Facebook account. Many of my friends have done it, some temporary, some not. I told one such friend who'd left and come back and she said that it's something people do when they go through a breakup. For me, it was a different kind of ending which helped me put things into perspective. It's been about a week. Here are some things I miss:

  • Using Facebook like a community message board, i.e. who can help with this, who has this, what do I do about this, etc. It was pretty efficient.
  • Stalking people I don't know. I'll admit, I look up people all the time. People who write things, people who tweet things, friends of friends. Figuring out who knows who. 
  • Immediate access to all of my pictures. I downloaded a gigantic file which supposedly contains all of my pictures and messages and stuff, but it's still sitting on my desktop, waiting to be organized. 
  • Event invites. Not all of them, just the ones I actually sort of maybe wanted to go to.
  • And the jokes. Sometimes my friends can be really funny. 
  • Oh, and the traffic, here to this blog. It wasn't totally huge, but people actually clicked on the links I posted... makes me feel loved.

Here's what I don't miss:
  • Random chats from people I didn't want to talk to/had nothing to say and were just bored.
  • Being constantly irritated. Someone complaining about mother's day, or having no one to go out with. I've always tried to be mindful of what I posted. Same with Twitter and this stupid thing- I want my posts to have some relevance, either help or humor or awesomeness... like, look at this awesome recipe I made! You should try it! I know that not everyone cares about the shoes I just bought or where I'm going or what I'm doing, but at least it's better than complaining. Actually, I guess I'm complaining right now, but I'm complaining about people complaining. At my old job, we used to talk about the negativity monster, and now a negative attitude can be contagious. It got so bad we even named him Negator.
  • All of the time I wasted reading people's comments, looking at their vacation photos, etc. Now that I'm on Twitter, a lot of people post the same things on their FB and their Twitter, so I was even getting a double dose. Turns out, I can live without hearing what my bartender is doing about her flat tire and that a friend in high school just got a pedicure. I'm now way ahead in the online classes I'm taking, and there's a lot more internet time for Funny or Die, Huffington Post- I've even started reading a handful of new blogs and I think I'm going to be starting a new, companion blog to Misadventures soon. 
  • Relationship drama. Not that I had it, but it's like this. 
  • Worrying about people tagging drunk/unflattering photos of me. 

I can't say that this is a brief hiatus or a forever departure, but so far I'm sort of enjoying it. If I was still on FB, last night I would've posted about how smart I felt for figuring out I could get kitty litter shipped to my house for FREE by Amazon.comm, and that sleeping on clean sheets feels awesome.

See? Unnecessary.

February 18, 2011

Facebook Follies

Facebook is creepy and it makes me feel creepy. How does it know who I want to see in my news feed?

I think it knows that Cleveland and I are in a relationship, even though we're not "In a Relationship." I keep getting ads for engagement rings on the left hand side of the page and I always 'x' them out because they are incredibly disturbing, and I specify that the ad is offensive. He's also always, constantly at the top of my news feed. How does it know? Is it keeping track of who I poke?

Anyway, Facebook also does this thing where it shows you teasers from people's photo albums, if you're say, writing a message or responding to an event. Even if you weren't thinking about wasting time on clicking through people's vacation photos, seeing a snippet can be enticing. Remember when looking at vacation photos was like, a boring chore you did just to be polite? I do, vaguely.

I happen to take Facebook up on the offer to look at one of Cleveland's photo albums, from a family trip to Central America. There was a picture of an iguana, and he'd written a caption about how most of his pictures from the trip were of iguanas, because deep down he's actually like, seven. I laughed out loud, recalling a few nights before that he couldn't go back to sleep after having a bad dream.

Since I wasn't doing anything except lurking on the internet at that particular moment, I decided to share the picture with Mandy, because I knew wasn't doing anything and she'd appreciate the humor.

Approximately six minutes later, much to my horror, I realize I posted it to my news feed instead of sending it as a message.

IT WAS ON MY WALL FOR THE WHOLE FACEBOOK WORLD TO SEE!!

I 'x'ed it out as fast as I could while trying not to hyperventilate. Not everyone knows that we're dating- I'm not trying to hide anything, well, except for here. But if I posted one of his vacation photos to my wall it would   be like doodling I Heart Cleveland, Mrs. Amanda Jennifer Ohio all over my "About me" section. I sort of held my hands up so as not to accidentally click the wrong button again, and frantically looked around the computer screen to see if there were any clues indicating that anyone noticed. He told me he was writing, but anyone who does any work on a computer knows how easy it is to get Facebook-sidetracked. But it was 9 p.m. on a Saturday night and Facebook seemed pretty dead.

We weren't hanging out that night because it was my last double shift at Maine Roasters Coffee, and after waking up at 5 a.m. to work from 6 a.m. - 6 p.m., the last think you want to do is hang out. Plus we were going to the yurt the next day. He didn't mention it, so I didn't mention it, and I don't think anyone else saw it...

January 22, 2011

More Drunken Chats

This was a Facebook chat conversation I had last night, around ten, as I was getting ready to go to bed.


former coworker: hi
i miss you panda

me: yeah, i've been laying low.
how are ya?

fc: magical
very very intoxicated
i miss your sweet ass
come to bubbas tonight
cut the floors with me

me: thank you! but i'm opening the coffeeshop tomorrow, so i'm going to have to pass.

fc: awwwww
i love reading your blog
ps
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